I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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