he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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