I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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