I'm lost and stupid without you.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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