we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Semen is not good for contacts.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
