we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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