Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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