I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
