4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
