Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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