Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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