whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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