He disabled his match.com account in front of me
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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