Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
zippers are such a cool invention
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tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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