He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
you never un-have a 4some
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
