Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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