Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
