My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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