God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
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Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.