The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
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anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You need Xanax blowdarts
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy