no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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