hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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