nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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