their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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