i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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