I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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