yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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