I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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