We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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