I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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