i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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