apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
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I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Enjoy the penises
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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