You're so nebulous sometimes
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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