well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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