One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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