Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Two words: nipple clamps
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