im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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