My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Randomize
