Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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