I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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