So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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