I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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