I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Randomize