I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
she told me i tasted like america
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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