This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Randomize
