think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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