They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Actions speak louder than pants.
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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The feeling are messing with the penis
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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