Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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