10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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