So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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