so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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