Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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