i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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