the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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