So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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