just tell him i said nine months
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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