I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
We don't watch enough power rangers
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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